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Post by ldsgirl Aka Sayari on Jan 25, 2010 0:38:43 GMT -5
Here is an easy teaser joke!
Dr. T.G. Smith got out of his VW Beetle and walked past the ice-frosted car in Miss Forkton's perfectly clean, neat-looking, snow-covered driveway. It had snowed heavily earlier, but the storm had stopped an hour ago. He walked cautiously up the icy stairs to the door. It was a small cottage-like house, with no garage, or much of a yard. Miss Forkton opened the door when he rang the bell and invited him in. "It sure is cold out there," he said. "Yes, too cold for burglars, you would think," came her reply. "Tell me about your robbery, Miss Forkton," Dr. Smith said. "Well, I just got home about five minutes ago. When I came into the door, I saw my safe open," she replied, and pointed to an open wall safe. "I went straight to the phone and called you. I'm glad you got here so fast!" "Yes, we may have a hot trail for such a cold night," Dr. Smith mused. "I had a fortune in jewels stolen, Dr. Smith. I don't think this is a good time for jokes!" she said. "I agree with you one hundred percent. So...why did you bring me out on such a cold night for this little joke of yours, Miss Forkton?" the detective asked.
WHY DID HE MISTRUST MISS FORKTON?
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Post by Sayari's other half on Jan 25, 2010 12:19:26 GMT -5
Her car was covered in ice and her drive way in snow so she couldn't have gotten back only 5 minutes before!
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Post by ldsgirl Aka Sayari on Jan 25, 2010 18:02:35 GMT -5
Her car was covered in ice and her drive way in snow so she couldn't have gotten back only 5 minutes before! Bingo! Well done!
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Post by Jayda on Jan 25, 2010 20:48:20 GMT -5
Oh! Oh! I have a joke!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and blue all over?
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Post by Andrew the Penguin on Feb 4, 2010 18:16:22 GMT -5
Umm.... >_> An annoying guy with a strobe light?
^_^ I win.
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Post by Jayda on Feb 4, 2010 19:01:14 GMT -5
Baha, soooo not even close xD A penguin falling down the stairs!
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Post by ldsgirl Aka Sayari on Feb 8, 2010 23:48:23 GMT -5
Baha, soooo not even close xD A penguin falling down the stairs! It was only a joke Andrew! Penguins are our friends! ;D
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Post by Andrew the Penguin on Feb 10, 2010 3:21:35 GMT -5
):< Is that a threat?
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Post by shadow on Feb 10, 2010 14:56:13 GMT -5
why yes, yes it is
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Post by ldsgirl Aka Sayari on Feb 10, 2010 22:43:06 GMT -5
):< Is that a threat? Lol, no! Who would want to hurt a lovable penguin? ;D
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Post by shadow on Feb 11, 2010 18:06:58 GMT -5
did you not read what i put jen?
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Post by Andrew the Penguin on Feb 11, 2010 20:49:59 GMT -5
She was going along with it, Silly Shadow! *pokes* Who care's if I'm rather immature? ^_^ I have a vocabulary the size of Olympus (compared to most kids I know) and a day with me is never boring. So yeaaahh.... My friends once said that if you're going to hang out with me, you've better have read the dictionary. ^_^ And in the movie Avatar, someone says 'Try to use big words' about talking to this scientist lady, And that totally applies to me.
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Post by ldsgirl Aka Sayari on Feb 11, 2010 23:00:43 GMT -5
did you not read what i put jen? Yes, I'm just joining in the fun! ;D
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Post by Andrew the Penguin on Feb 12, 2010 12:48:44 GMT -5
Yeah, Shadow! ^_^ *points flashlight at Shadow, threatning to switch on*
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Post by shadow on Feb 17, 2010 20:55:21 GMT -5
Its shadow because im able to follow ppl like a shadow, not the actual shadow *snort* I wish but thats the point behind it, kinda like snipers
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Post by Sayari's other half on Feb 19, 2010 0:46:28 GMT -5
Lol I remember that part in Avatar! ^_^ When I was small I once told the time using my shadow!I was so very proud of myself!
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Post by ldsgirl Aka Sayari on Feb 19, 2010 7:08:07 GMT -5
Lol I remember that part in Avatar! ^_^ When I was small I once told the time using my shadow!I was so very proud of myself! I've used a buildings shadow to determine how tall it was! Lol
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Post by Sayari's other half on Feb 19, 2010 8:29:07 GMT -5
That's pretty smart!
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Post by shadow on Feb 23, 2010 15:29:52 GMT -5
you would just have to use a ratio, using something that you allready know the height of and its shadow right?
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Post by Andrew the Penguin on Feb 26, 2010 23:38:19 GMT -5
Probably shadow! ^_^ YAAAAY MATH!!! So yeah... ^_^ Sayari and your twin, GOOD JOBS!!! *high fives*
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Post by ldsgirl Aka Sayari on Mar 2, 2010 18:30:10 GMT -5
you would just have to use a ratio, using something that you allready know the height of and its shadow right? Yes, that's right! Thanks Andrew and JT!
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Post by Equinox3100 on Apr 30, 2010 10:55:37 GMT -5
hahah imagine that, J.T.'s username is "Shadow" XD I found that kind of Ironic!
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Post by shadow on May 1, 2010 8:00:53 GMT -5
very funny...
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Post by Equinox3100 on May 1, 2010 9:03:27 GMT -5
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Post by Jayda on May 1, 2010 17:54:12 GMT -5
I HAVE A JOKE!!! Let me know if you don't get it But don't give it away to others if you do understand! A man walks into a bar. Ouch!
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Post by Equinox3100 on May 2, 2010 10:28:50 GMT -5
I HAVE A JOKE!!! Let me know if you don't get it But don't give it away to others if you do understand! A man walks into a bar. Ouch! Please message me and tell me what that means.. I really do not get it!!
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Post by shadow on May 2, 2010 11:02:16 GMT -5
I HAVE A JOKE!!! Let me know if you don't get it But don't give it away to others if you do understand! A man walks into a bar. Ouch! ummm... I dont get it
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Post by Equinox3100 on May 2, 2010 12:56:48 GMT -5
omigoodness, a joke J.T. actually doesn't get!! it's a miricle!! ;D
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Post by Jayda on May 3, 2010 13:29:35 GMT -5
HAHA! Do you guys want to know? Just read it again a couple of times.
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Post by hockeydude on May 3, 2010 17:53:35 GMT -5
Hahaha, I love it when people think there's more to that joke. I'm a fan of that one, used it a number of times. Here's another one kind of like that. It's supposed to be spoken but we'll see if anyone gets it when I type it. Say it out loud. Three whales fall from the sky. Two hit the ground and one hits the sea. Buh dum chh!
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